Tag: cat
group name: mycatownsme
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July 20, 2006 09:19 AM EDT --
I have a little brother,
he is a pain in the ass.
He attacks me at least once an hour
and always gives me gas.
He likes to stick his head in the toilet,
and run all over the house
I wish he would . . . more
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January 01, 2007 01:34 PM EST --
This morning I grudgingly got out of bed and schlepped downstairs to make some coffee; while I was waiting for it to brew, I unloaded the dishwasher. The first thing I pulled out was a heavy plastic . . . more
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July 20, 2006 09:15 AM EDT --
My favorite thing by Lincoln the Cat
I love to sit and watch the water swirl
as all the little bits and pieces
disappear.
The porcelain feels so good against
my paws.
I wait . . . more
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April 23, 2006 10:41 PM EDT --
Our cats, Mao and Cheddar (you can see which one is the Cheesy dude), really know only ONE trick.
They stand on tiptoes to eat baby food. We call 'baby food.' They come running. (I've written . . . more
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May 15, 2006 10:48 AM EDT --
How can I get my cat to stop waking me up every two hours? It sounds so simple -- keep him out of the bedroom. But the minute it becomes the least bit humid my bedroom door doesn't close properly and . . . more
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September 17, 2006 04:02 PM EDT --
Louise was literally a rescued cat. A woman was out boating and saw someone in a nearby boat tossing kittens over the side. She jumped in to the water and managed to save two. She . . . more
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May 09, 2006 10:16 PM EDT --
I just discovered the "My Cat Owns Me" group so I'll introduce our feisty Musetta to everyone.
Musetta was born on a farm where her mom taught her to kill mice, a bunny and even a rat. At . . . more
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December 23, 2006 12:08 PM EST --
[Please don't rate this, I didn't write it. I just thought it was nice.-webduck]
A Cat's Christmas Prayer
Whoever made the stars that shine,
Whoever made green trees of pine,
Whoever . . . more
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April 16, 2006 09:28 PM EDT --
That's right. A bath. You CAN bathe cats. Cat care books recommend it, but I don't know why. The cat gets wet, cold and meows. You get wet, cold and you howl.
But if you're so inclined, here's . . . more
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January 12, 2007 07:32 PM EST --
I found this posted on another website. No author was listed.
Have you ever had this happen? You're a happy cat owner, your kitty is using the box just fine, but one day…you . . . more
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April 30, 2006 02:19 PM EDT --
Each boy staked out his territory. Two boys on the same turf, fighting for the same bag of drugs.
Mao hooked a left into Cheddar; Cheddar hooked a right and tossed Mao straight to the mat. . . . more
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July 16, 2006 04:44 PM EDT --
Oops! Now What?
This has been dictated to me by my cat, Gaius Marius.
I know it's hot out but you can make it better. I wanna go outside. I wanna go out now. I . . . more
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October 10, 2006 08:03 PM EDT --
For one year, way back in the 90s, my family and I were happy owners of a lovely Turkish Van, one of the more interesting and intelligent of the cat breeds.
Thought to have been around since the . . . more
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June 20, 2006 09:28 PM EDT --
There once was a cat from Amherst
whose poems were always the worst
he dropped every e
except after c
he wasn't so very well-versed.
jc (c) 6.20.06
(apologies to poetic cats everywhere.) . . . more
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August 07, 2007 03:46 PM EDT --
The lovely ginger girl here is one of the farm cats at the Stockhouse's Farms on Puget Island, where the weekly Two Island Farms Market convenes. This kitty was taking a break from the arduous life . . . more
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January 23, 2007 07:36 PM EST --
I think most people with cats have this problem. When you are walking the cats just keep getting in your way. Either they get to where you want to put your food down before the foot gets there, or they . . . more
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May 14, 2007 04:15 PM EDT --
This article is from Petcentric which is brought to you by Purina. They encourage distribution and offer icons to help you to print and email the article.
Cats in Stacks
Maxie . . . more
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January 17, 2007 08:05 PM EST --
This article.was an unexpected pleasure. The people I swap jokes with know I post articles about pets and one of them sent me this in an email.Premium cat foodAlthough more expensive than average brands, . . . more
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September 25, 2006 05:10 PM EDT --
It's actually a blue toilet seat cover. When he comes into the bathroom to watch me shave or whatever he hops up on the toilet and starts chewing on the toilet seat cover. It's . . . more
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May 25, 2008 09:18 PM EDT --
No, the cat shown as my icon is not the one we want to have adopted. The one in my icon is my first grandcat. His name Whiskers. My daughter adopted him from an animal shelter 3 years . . . more
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