Tag: funny
group name: mycatownsme
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January 01, 2007 01:34 PM EST --
This morning I grudgingly got out of bed and schlepped downstairs to make some coffee; while I was waiting for it to brew, I unloaded the dishwasher. The first thing I pulled out was a heavy plastic . . . more
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January 10, 2007 05:52 PM EST --
I thought these were great when I got them in a email.
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt
"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus . . . more
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . . more
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January 08, 2007 03:51 PM EST --
Date: Mon, 18 Nov 1996
From: Vic Hollingsworth
Subject: cats
Oh greats sirs and mams of furball gathering, below is the condensed version of the cat philosophy handbook
1. Life is hard then you nap. . . . more
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January 22, 2007 08:48 AM EST --
I think there is a lot of truth to these. This came to me in an email.
A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
A cat looks silly on . . . more
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September 09, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean . . . more
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December 04, 2006 12:22 AM EST --
To the cat lovers. This one came from computer files. I got it originally in an email.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him.
One day by driving . . . more
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January 04, 2007 12:59 PM EST --
Anyone familiar with cats should love this. I found it posted on a website which encourages distribution. No author was given.
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted . . . more
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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December 05, 2006 07:00 PM EST --
This came in an email and I thought it worth sharing.
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, . . . more
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January 10, 2007 08:38 AM EST --
I thought some of these were pretty cute. They were posts on another website with no author listed.
Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.
Wait . . . more
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September 26, 2006 01:24 PM EDT --
Rules For Cats Who Have a House to Run:
I. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary . . . more
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February 08, 2008 05:25 PM EST --
An email i received....LOL
Software Upgrade
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
"In the past 2500 years mankind has changed their position on feline divinity. Cats haven't."
Last week I stumbled onto a website called CatAge.com that has a twenty-page questionnaire . . . more
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October 15, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
"... if your wife wants to clone your mother-in-law ..."
One of the newest members of Sausalito's business mosaic is Genetic Savings and Clone, dedicated . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:14 PM EST --
Zeus is a big boy, but his fur makes him look REALLY big:). Oliver likes to play on the stairs, and Gizzy likes her tunnel. (Thumbelina just wants to eat!)
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January 02, 2007 12:03 AM EST --
Nick’s Story (a cat’s tail)
This past summer I had occasion to visit my family back in Canada for a week or so. I chose to drive for various reasons so ended up with a rental car… . . . more
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October 07, 2006 06:22 PM EDT --
Kilowatt was born in a cane field on the island of Maui in the beautiful state of Hawaii. He was found at the edge of the cane field, just off the Kahului airport. He was found by someone wandering . . . more
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January 02, 2007 12:28 AM EST --
My sister and brother-in-law had kept all of their cats as indoor cats, but Nick wanted to be the exception to that rule. Consequently, whenever we were having dinner or just hanging out on their . . . more
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February 13, 2008 10:47 AM EST --
thai was emailed to me this morning...
Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the . . . more
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